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  • Dear readers, Rear deeders. Ear feeders. Sneer leaders. Mere weeders. I just finished cooking and have got the dishwasher going. I’m a little bloated, even though I haven’t had much to eat today. In fact I didn’t even have dinner. Yesterday I ate a ton though. I was low on sleep and cranked the UberEats.…

  • “Everybody was being mean to me!” These are the words my nephew used to justify his temper tantrum last night. It was the biggest toddler freak out I had seen up close and personal like this. It all started when he needed to go to the bathroom, so like any country boy 4 year-old, he…

  • My childhood babysitter called me the other day. She was drunk. It was good to hear from her regardless. We talked about things we could remember. She was the daughter of my church’s head pastor, and was very much a pastor’s child. I don’t remember much about the head pastor of my church, except that…

  • Hello readers! I wanted to get off of social media, and genuinely connect with the world around me though the internet, and also just have somewhere to post some thoughts that are not my private journal, so thanks for joining. Around 4 pm, I was in the car today driving down to my buddy Chris’s…